Hilarious – Marriage Humor Quotes – Husband – Wife – (Laugh it out…..)

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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

–Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

–Oscar Wilde

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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

–Scottish Proverb

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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

–Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

–H. L. Mencken

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

–Anonymous

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? ” She said,”Somewhere I have never been!” I told her,
“How about the kitchen?”

–Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

–Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

–Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too
late for the garbage?”
Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in.”

–Anonymous

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled “It really works.”

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Good communication is a must to develop the healthy relationships in your married life. You should share all your problems and feelings with your partner as well listen to your partner and understand. Make some time for each other to share your emotions. Go for outing with your partner and make some romantic plans for short vacation.`”*`

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  2. That’s really true….the base of every relationship is trust, love & mutual understanding.I Like to share my feelings with my husband & he always listen to me properly. He’s the true love of my life…:)

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