A place where Parents pay and children play

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

A banker provided by nature

A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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Never Assume…Funny story

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The CNN Photographer

John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.

Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.

He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’.

The Pilot taxied and took off.

Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill’

Pilot : Why.?

John : Bcoz I’m the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.

Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is . . . You’re Not My Flying Instructor’?
Life is Short. .

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Joke;PHD Man vs Ordinary Man

humor,joke,funny storyPHD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his friend:”look up at the sky and tell me what you see?”  The PHD man replies:”I see millions of stars” the ordinary man asks “what does that tell you?”

The PhD guy ponders for a minute: “astronomically speaking, it tells me that their are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically,it tells me that Satan’s in Leo.  Time wise,it appears to be approximately 03:15.  Theologically,its evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?”

The ordinary man silents for a moment and speaks: “Practically…… It tells me that….”The tents been stolen!!”

Be educated in the right way and apply it where its applicable –

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Joke of the day

humor,joke,funny pics The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours,365 days,right from your birth until you fall in love .

LOL. Life is too short to be serious….Smile & Laugh it out!!!!

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