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Story behind “April fool’s day”…

April fools day idea,story,pranks,cards,messagesIt’s great idea fooling you …Happy April Fool day
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The Irony of Life …..

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The Irony of Life is…..

Airports have seen more Affectionate Kisses
than Wedding Halls..

The Walls of Hospitals have heard more Sincere Prayers
than the Walls of Temples,
Masjid and churches..

Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call “Suffocation” in Local Train Becomes an
“Atmosphere” in Disco.

Pizza….always confuses us … it comes in a square box … when you open it … it’s round … when you start eating it … it’s triangle !
Life & People are also like Pizza … Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different

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The best quote of advertisment

humor,jokes,funny story,messages,quotes,thoughrsThe best quote of advertisement
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”

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Find Your True Love

Love Quotes ,   Humor,Inspirational & Motivational Quotes, PicturesFinding love is like finding shoes ….People look for Good Looking ,Smart Ones …But somehow  they end up with ones they feel comfortable with .

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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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Never Assume…Funny story

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The CNN Photographer

John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.

Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.

He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’.

The Pilot taxied and took off.

Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill’

Pilot : Why.?

John : Bcoz I’m the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.

Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is . . . You’re Not My Flying Instructor’?
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Life is Short. .
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Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME.!

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