The best quote of advertisement
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”
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Find Your True Love
Finding love is like finding shoes ….People look for Good Looking ,Smart Ones …But somehow they end up with ones they feel comfortable with .
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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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Never Assume…Funny story
The
The CNN Photographer
John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.
Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill’
Pilot : Why.?
John : Bcoz I’m the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is . . . You’re Not My Flying Instructor’?
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Life is Short. .
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Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME.!
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Joke;PHD Man vs Ordinary Man
PHD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his friend:”look up at the sky and tell me what you see?” The PHD man replies:”I see millions of stars” the ordinary man asks “what does that tell you?”
The PhD guy ponders for a minute: “astronomically speaking, it tells me that their are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,it tells me that Satan’s in Leo. Time wise,it appears to be approximately 03:15. Theologically,its evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?”
The ordinary man silents for a moment and speaks: “Practically…… It tells me that….”The tents been stolen!!”
Be educated in the right way and apply it where its applicable –
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Joke of the day
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours,365 days,right from your birth until you fall in love .
LOL. Life is too short to be serious….Smile & Laugh it out!!!!
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